For those of you who already read my status updates on Facebook, I’m sorry, I know this is repetitous…but reading it, I realized..it’s gold and has to be blogged!
5:32pm: OMG, someone just farted in the OD Block lab.. OMG
- Ian Wolf likes this.
- Ian WolfLOLOLOL
17 mins later: and then the smell mystically disappears… after someone said “OMG, something died in here, and the windows are bolted” NO SHIT, something died in ur ass!
- Jesse R. Forrister likes this.
4 mins later: and someone farted again.. and coincidentally, someone walks out just aftrwards.. ughhh, this is gross
2 mins late: Someone save me and get me a gas mask!!!! I can’t stand the farts in here….
just now: the cuplrit in question is back, if it happens again.. I swear, someone hold me back… I might just… just.. mehhh.. hold my nose, I guess.. 😦
- Ian Wolf
if it happens again you yell out ” WHO FUCKING FARTED?!” then kill yourself
Happy: I’m going to be happy. 🙂